Teacher And A Student
Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher
But What about Failed student?
A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER…!
-------------------------------------
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
-------------------------------------
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
-------------------------------------
A famous poet ELIOT said:
“When u get little
You want more,
When u get more,
You desire even more,
but when u lose it, u realize
LITTLE was enough”
-------------------------------------
“If you are not using your smile,
Then you are a person
with million dollars in the bank
having no cheque book”
(Shakespeare)
-------------------------------------
Old concept:
“Do or Die”
New concept:
“Do b4 u die”
Latest concept:
“Don’t die, until u do”.
-------------------------------------
When you are in light
everything will follow you.
But when you enter dark even
you own shadow will leave you.
” THAT’S LIFE “
-------------------------------------
think about it
The basic difference b/w ALLAH & Human?
ALLAH; gives,gives,gives and 4gives.
HUMAN; GETS,gets,gets and 4gets.
-------------------------------------
Life is too short.
Life is too short.
If we work Good.
OR
If we work Bad.
In 2 cases life will
end.
SO if we work good than
we are died peacefully.
-------------------------------------
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
-------------------------------------
If you don’t ….
If you don’t go
after what you want,
you’ll never have it.
If you don’t ask,
the answer is always no.
If you don’t step forward,
you’re always in
the same place …
-------------------------------------
In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
-------------------------------------
Always think positive
Always think positive
Expect less
Be happy
Never stop untill goal is achieved
Definitely all the years ahead you will spend happily !!
-------------------------------------
U MAY MEET PEOPLE
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
-------------------------------------
Positive thought
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
.
.
.
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively
-------------------------------------
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:
Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher
But What about Failed student?
A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER…!
-------------------------------------
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
-------------------------------------
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
-------------------------------------
A famous poet ELIOT said:
“When u get little
You want more,
When u get more,
You desire even more,
but when u lose it, u realize
LITTLE was enough”
-------------------------------------
“If you are not using your smile,
Then you are a person
with million dollars in the bank
having no cheque book”
(Shakespeare)
-------------------------------------
Old concept:
“Do or Die”
New concept:
“Do b4 u die”
Latest concept:
“Don’t die, until u do”.
-------------------------------------
When you are in light
everything will follow you.
But when you enter dark even
you own shadow will leave you.
” THAT’S LIFE “
-------------------------------------
think about it
The basic difference b/w ALLAH & Human?
ALLAH; gives,gives,gives and 4gives.
HUMAN; GETS,gets,gets and 4gets.
-------------------------------------
Life is too short.
Life is too short.
If we work Good.
OR
If we work Bad.
In 2 cases life will
end.
SO if we work good than
we are died peacefully.
-------------------------------------
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
-------------------------------------
If you don’t ….
If you don’t go
after what you want,
you’ll never have it.
If you don’t ask,
the answer is always no.
If you don’t step forward,
you’re always in
the same place …
-------------------------------------
In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
-------------------------------------
Always think positive
Always think positive
Expect less
Be happy
Never stop untill goal is achieved
Definitely all the years ahead you will spend happily !!
-------------------------------------
U MAY MEET PEOPLE
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
-------------------------------------
Positive thought
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
.
.
.
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively
-------------------------------------
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:
No comments:
Post a Comment